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Because They Don't Make Time Machines ~ Comfort Colors Tee

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Because They Don't Make Time Machines ~ An Old Fashioned Will Do

There is no dial that goes back to 1880. There is, however, a sugar cube, two dashes of bitters, a slow stir over a big cube, and an orange peel that smells exactly like an evening a hundred years ago. Close enough ~ and it comes with a cherry.

  • Travel by Glass: The cheapest trip to another century, no luggage.
  • Old Fashioned Devotee Gift: For the friend who orders the classic and means the original.
  • Science Can Wait: Until the time machine ships, the recipe works.


This one arrives on a Comfort Colors 1717, the garment-dyed tee you reach for on a slow Sunday. Ring-spun cotton at 6.1 oz, a relaxed unisex fit, and that soft, broken-in feel that gets better with every wash ~ the way a good recipe improves each time you make it. Printed to order, so yours is built when you ask, never pulled from a pile.